Win your first battle!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found the hidden skull!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!